A meat-head whistled at me in the gym today… 

dianna—artes:

Oh only a little? I let you boys stick to the fawning; I’ll just enjoy chuckling in the corner at the two of you with a glass of wine in my hand. How silly of me to have forgotten your generosity toward children and good will toward all mankind…how isthat intern from last month? Still coping in the psych ward? Maybe I’ll send a fruit basket, something nice.

Don’t lay that at my feet, it’s not my fault if some people can’t handle it. Fashion’s a rough game and you’ve got to stay on your toes or you’ll get swallowed whole. Getting this close to the sun will inevitably get you burned. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, do you blame the Ark of the Covenant for what happens to the Nazis for looking at it? I wouldn’t waste the fruit, dove, she was just an intern. Besides, she’s in the psych ward for a reason, she’d probably just try to see how many apples she can fit in her throat or something to that extent.

ooc: when Shame came out on DVD 

the Michael Fassbender tag was all dicks all the time.

I have no sympathy for your tag-related problems.

A meat-head whistled at me in the gym today… 

dianna—artes:

Obviously! I’m quite jealous as the two of you sit around and congratulate each other on being masters of the universe, soaking in each other’s power and what not. -smirks- Oh good and here I was dreading the idea instead I get to share, how kind of you.

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. It’s been a long time coming, forgive me if I’m a little pleased with myself. You should know me well enough to know that kind is what I do, it’s like my trademark; I stand outside the school and hand out lollipops to schoolchildren every second Tuesday.

radleys:

250 Films Meme → 038. Shame (2011)

► 23/50 New Films

A meat-head whistled at me in the gym today… 

dianna—artes:

Ah, yes, Jon…I heard your loverwas back. -smirks- Should I be worried and start packing my things now?

My lover? Is that a hint of jealousy I detect? You’ve nothing to fear, there’s enough of me to go around.

A meat-head whistled at me in the gym today… 

dianna—artes:

Oh veryconvincing… -smirks-

Well…I suppose you’re right on that point. Not saying I’m condoning having some assault and battery charge on your record, darling.

You severely underestimate Jon and I if you think any sort of charges would actually stick, darling.

Joke’s on you, mate 

jon-lockland:

That’s what I’m hoping. I’ve got a bit of evidence from the crime scene in their favor. 

Well, that’s a step in the right direction, then. I won’t ask too many questions, I know you can’t give me answers. If there’s anything you think I can do to help move it along, say the word and I’ll do what I can.

(Source: the-mightyhunter)

A meat-head whistled at me in the gym today… 

dianna—artes:

He’s a regular around there. Just about your height, blondish hair, some 90s style soul-patch that only enhances how much of an utter ass he is and…wait, why…? …Silas.

No reason, Dianna.

Don’t give me that look. Anyone with a soul patch deserves everything they get.

Joke’s on you, mate 

jon-lockland:

I wish it was just that. It’s two boys. They were arrested for murder, but it was self-defense. 

Sounds unfortunate. Can you prove it?

(Source: the-mightyhunter)

A meat-head whistled at me in the gym today… 

dianna—artes:

Seriously, dude?

You get a good look at him?